made me loose my shit! I don’t take kindly to swearing over the internet but I am smitten with both of these videos and now its time for sharing! I will share more personal info about my fulfilling anti summer at a later date but until then feast your eyes and enjoy these gems courtesy of my faves doodlers anonymous and fecal face.
Two jobs and shift work has turned me into a special character. I sleep in four hour shifts, regardless of the time of day and often feel drugged and dirty even after I just showered. I now fear the sunshine and have lost my ability to love. I am being a bit over dramatic perhaps but I am starting to feel like one of these fellows. A little make up, a pressure washer and some coffee and I’ll be fine!
For real, but with out the sexual harasment. Sorry, I had to share this. Awesome!
It’s a well known fact that the Big Lebowski is one of the best movies ever made. I think it might even be written in the bible somewhere. That little phrase from the movie replays in my head, in Sam Elliott’s voice every “less than successful” day in my life. I am presently attending school full time which I am stoked about, but I find myself once again fearing for my future, doing midterms and dealing with the fun little curve balls life throws at you to keep you humble and honest. I also experienced a 3 day hang over last week which reminded me I am not nearly as young, pretty, funny or smart as I think I am. World-1. Carly-0. But the game aint over. Some times when I am on a roller coaster of emotions I like to play some good ol’ soul classics. It makes my butt wiggle and forces me to sing into wooden spoons and other kitchen utensils which inevitably reminds me life is pretty awesome, to pull up my panties, and quit being a princess.
eat that bar!
It’s no longer deniable. I am in my 30’s. I found my first grey hair last week. It was bound to happen and yes, as you can tell from my poorly executed photo montage I now have glasses. I haven’t been ID’ed since the Summer, people call me lady and finally in September after over 15 years of peircings took out my lip ring. I used to look up concerts on the internet, now I look up recipes for gluten free protein bars. I was working in a Starbucks today (27 year old Carly would have rather been shot than admit that) and found that the music was to loud and distracting. Too much dairy upsets my stomach and a glass of wine now makes me tipsy. I get really excited when I make a good soup and when people compliment an article of clothing I am wearing, instead of saying thank you, I tell them how cheap it was and where I got it. I am pretty sure 27 year old Carly wouldn’t have 31 year old Carly on her list of fun weekend friends. The great thing about 31 year old Carly, that the 27 year old Carly didn’t have going for her is that she finally knows what she wants, she listens to her instincts more, and is kinder to others and herself. I’m feeling pretty good about this decade. I have more than I need and I am determined to take this aging thing well. I got me some good wrinkle cream and if another one of those little buggers pops up I will do my best to celebrate it an pretend its filled with wisdom… bad life choices and wisdom.